Me neither. But Linda and I laughed our heads off when we saw a cross stitch saying that. Something about the juxtaposition of gentle sweet cross stitch with such a miserable statement. So I made her this for her recent birthday. It still makes me giggle, hope it does the same for you:
I freely admit that this wasn't my idea: I saw it on Pinterest and followed the link to http://www.thehoopandneedle.com/shop/ but it's in the States and as usual I had left it to the last minute, so I decided to stitch it myself.